I Rock

Just a quick post to brag, because this is awesome.

This is a run I made in the 100mph Street Legal Class, if you know anything about drag racing you know that is one hot run, I just had to get a photo of the board....

WOOT !


OMG OMG OMG 

To Right

MESS WITH THE BEST.....

ILL KNOCK YOU OFF JUST LIKE THE REST.

2.19....AWESOME RUN & R/T !

2.197....I DID IT AGAIN, WOOT !

2.20 - 2.22 is a great time but 2.19's are awesome !


SEE WHAT I MEAN....THIS IS FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH AND ITS THE 31st.

I am racing against the top drivers at Amber, it is an honor to be able to knock these guys off the 1st place spot because I know that means I am one hell of a driver myself to up there with them.
YOU GUYS ROCK ! ...You know who you are.

DRAG RACING !

OMG JOY !!!!!!

I know this isnt the kind of thing I would normally post, but I love this video....

SUPER CUTE !!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Its been a long time since I have watched it, so I figured I would share it while I am at it.

If you dont think this is cute you probably killed kittens as a child.

Hits from the Bong

 Listening to "Hits from the Bong" with my new purple bong avatar, I freakin' love it !

BONG AVATAR / CYPRESS HILL ALBUM = ♥

Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong
Hits from the bong

Pick it, pack it
Fire it up, come along
And take a hit from the bong
Put the blunt down just for a second
Don't get me wrong it's not a new method
Inhale, exhale
Just got a ounce in the mail
I like a blunt or a big fat bowl
But my double barrel bong is gettin' me stoned
I'm skill it, there's water inside don't spill it
It smells like shit on the carpet
Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit
Of the skunky funky smelly green shit
Sing my song, puff all night long
As I take hits from the bong

Hits from the bong y'all
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong
And then take that finger off of that hole
Plug it, unplug it
Don't strain, I love you Mary Jane
She never complains, when I hit Mary
With that flame, I light up the cherry
She's so good to me
When I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen
Don't get me stirred up the smoke, through the bub-bling water
Is makin' it pure so I gotta, take my hit and hold it
Just like chong, I hit the bowl and I reload it
Get my four-footer and bring it on
As I take hits from the bong

Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high
Hits from the bong
Gonna get high

Straighten your dick out
Gonna get high

Thats Funny !

Soooo....I was chillaxin' at the Furnation Hell sandbox with some friends and suddenly I decided to pay attention to the rules sign, yeah it was late and I was kinda drifting off, but anyway I noticed it. And then it said the funniest thing I have read in a while, or I thought it was funny because I was so damn tired, it was like 4:00am, but I guess I will know if its still funny when I read it again because I have a photo of it I am going to post here too.

And yes I hang out with Furries, they are awesome and cuddly...any of you furry haters that want to act like a dipshit can come see me, if you go the balls. Most furry haters are just jealous, horny little bastards that sit and stare out the window at the lonely goat across the street, just dreaming of they they can slide their hard.....WOAH, that almost got out of hand. Yeah, you were pervin' just a tad there weren't ya! hahaha

STOP GRIEFING THE FURRIES !

THEY JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES !

And besides, I am a furry too and you know I can, and will kick your ass. So unless your gonna splooge in your mommas mouth, don't act like a dick.

HOLY CRAP....HOW THAT GET HERE ?

Not as planned

Well the WTF's will have to wait....sorry. I spent the day at the race track in my Jammie's, yeah so ? I wear what I want so shut up !

Was a good night of racing for sure, I was in a race for 3rd place but got beat, not all is lost though, I was the top qualifier of the race and earned myself another sweet ass trophy, hell yeah ! And I tell you what, I might have lost but I lost to the top drivers at Amber, yeah...I can hold my own on the track.

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA TOUCH IT !

That's my awesome trophy, click the tire and it does a burn out. How awesome is that, you know your jealous, admit it !

YAY...I'M TOP QUALIFIER !

I talked a lot of smack today too, like I said, I can hold my own so I don't mind talking shit. Was funny because I was in a different sim and a friend said "far away cock" ....you know, talking smack when I'm not there to back it up, and I said "Far away cock...sounds like a long distance relationship", it was funny at the time, you had to be there. Shut up skank, it was funny shit.

I have a great group of friends, funny ass people.

That's all I figging did today was race, I know I said I wold post some photos of the WTF's but Gasser's were racing tonight and I usually do good in that class I spent the day tuning my car and making runs, didn't win any cash today but Being top qualifier and getting another trophy is pretty awesome. I finally get to race my new car tomorrow, its a Slingshot class car but I can also run it in Comp Elim which is really cool because I like that class too. The new car is tight as hell on times too, very stable and consistent, I love it. Cant wait to get it in an actual race tomorrow, its gonna rock.

Oh yeah, one more thing I wanted to share. I got this new chair off of the Marketplace, its no copy but a freebie, so grab a few because you know either LL will lose the damn thing, or your friends will be sitting in it before you even get a chance to click it.

Look on Marketplace for a Monster Chair, you will love it, it has like 8 or 9 sits, 2 dances and a standing anim, I love it, its funny too!

Is that an awesome chair or what !  If your cool you will get one, don't be a square man !

The damn thing cracks me up just looking at it.

Well that's enough for now, y'all can kiss my ass till I feel like writing again, pucker up baby ! LOL

Its a girls sport !

OK, most of you are pretty sure that my only hobby in Second Life is blowing stuff up...well your wrong, sort of.

So what the hell does Maya do, she drag races and you would know that if you ever came to watch me race dammit, and me not telling you is no excuse, I think. 

DRAG RACING IS SECOND LIFE ?

Oh hell yeah, and its awesome. 

Amber is the place to be if your a drag racer, and the ladies there build the best damn cars in Second Life....unless your a NOOB with one of those damn imports with 500 bad scripts and think your king shit because you don't know shit about racing, that makes you an idiot or a 12 year old.

Beautiful women and fast cars....yeah, that is me with one of my cars in Frankie's Garage at Amber.

Why am I dressed like that ? Because it was supposed to be funny but at 4:00am I cant think of a damn thing to say that will make it seem funny, so screw it and just admire my car, or me I really don't care which.

The car in the photo above was made by the very lovely Melody, a T&S Motors designer and builder. I have about 12 T&S cars I think, they are $3000L a pop and worth every damn cent. They have wicked low script times and great options for tuning. Not to mention they are MOD! rip it apart and make it your own creation from hell. There are so many cars to choose from its crazy, Top Fuel Dragsters, Slingshots, Pro Mods, Drag Bikes, Funny Cars and more...Chevy, Ford, Mopar, Olds...or even the Munsters Dragula! 

There are 4 lanes for you haul ass down and have your nitrous fed orgasm and 300mph, just don't cream on the track, traction is a good thing.

Well damn, here I was thinking I would have something interesting to say, I guess I was wrong.

NEW IDEA !
I wasn't sure what I would write about day after day, what if I run out of crap to talk about ? And yeah, it will mostly be crap. But after thinking and I will admit a little of my inner evil came out on this one, I decided to dedicate a blog to all the freaks, rejects, wannabes, and ugly hoes of Second Life. Not sure what I mean, I have provided a photo we will call EXHIBIT A. 
The most common of all Second Life freaks are the..I hate to call them women, or even human really, but to make it easy to follow we will call them "WTF's". 


Here is your typical Second Life WTF.

Notice the deformity of the hips and legs....try not to vomit, I know it is not a easy thing to look at but this may save your life some day, not really but hey.


So as of tomorrow I will be searching Second Life for the WTF's and will bring them here to see and pour bleach in to your eyes afterwards.
I will call it..................


JOURNEY OF THE WTF's 

Maya has a blog...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !

OH NOES !